Sometimes I rip old kung-fu films or translate doujinshi to combat an ever-present ennui. You can contact [PrettyBoy] either by e-mail at or otherwise on [IRC](https://irc.prettyboytellem.com). Don't worry, it's very casual! My translation and typesetting is real labor of love!... and if you *really* love my work please consider making a [donation](https://prettyboytellem.com/donate/)! It's just a nice way to say "Thanks!" and it reminds me that people appreciate the work I put into [PrettyBoy]. DVD Rips -------- ### Flash Future Kung-Fu (1983) > From the director of Jackie Chan's *CRIME STORY* and *THE > BIG HIT*, *KIRK WONG*, comes this gritty, futuristic martial arts action > thriller! In the 21st century, machine has overtaken man > and is threatening the existence of all mankind. For the humans, martial > arts has become the only way of survival. They must now rely on their > fighting skills to destroy the very evil that they have created. Featuring > the now-classic boxing fight between a man and a real, live kangaroo, > *FLASH FUTURE KUNG FU* is an imaginative sci-fi tale filled with raw, > uncompromising kung fu! This was a good film. There is no kangaroo fight
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______________________ Doujinshi Translations ---------------------- Translating doujinshi is hard because I am too. Sometimes I bounty hunt on e-hentai ([my forum profile](https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=2813637)) but most of the time it's just for fun. We always do a little *something* to make the doujinshi we tackle the best, most informative, and most authentic fan-translations out there! Just what our secret *something* is... that's a trade secret (p.s. the socks make it not-gay, right?!) ### Okita Alter-chan to Nyan Nyan shitai dake no Hanashi Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1604963/de69f12cfe/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1604963/de69f12cfe/) ] Fate/Grand Order is confusing. The doujin works that come out of it are no exception. Featuring a handful of Tsukihime references.
[![Okita Alter-chan to Nyan Nyan shitai dake no Hanashi ](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/okita-alter-chan-to-nyan-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/okita-alter-chan-to-nyan.jpg)
I just want to leave the house but I'm stuck inside translating doujin. ### Kaname Date #9.5 Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1604626/bcd9ff7113/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1604626/bcd9ff7113/) ] A short commissioned work from the monthly magazine COMIC-AUN (2018-11月号). Probably one of the more vanilla jobs I've done but... it's good practice for my N1 exam (haha...). Story just keeps getting worse.
[![Kaname Date 9.5](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/kaname-date-9.5-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/kaname-date-9.5.jpg)
Looking forward to translating the rest! ### Otokonoko wa Osuki? Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1386433/91e89caec3/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1386433/91e89caec3/) ] BL X OTOKO NO KO X MAID: What a blessing. I translated & typeset this entirely on my Thinkpad X61; it's got a tablet in the screen so it's really good for this kind of thing. I hope to continue using my X61 to its fullest.
[![Otokonoko wa Osuki?](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/otokonoko-wa-osuki-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/otokonoko-wa-osuki.jpg)
### Devilish Chuchu-san Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1367675/459fbe1522/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1367675/459fbe1522/) ] You can guess what this one's about. I wish to be the little demon (boy). This book is based on a gag manga nobody I know has ever heard of called Akuma no memumemu-chan where Hyouta seduces men and steals their souls. I would not recommend reading the source material; this doujin-shi is A++ in my book however. The typesetting team has been on vacation for a few months; the translation team has acquired a tablet which was used to hand-write all the dialogue in this book! They have no issue with being compensated with coffee (...hell, it's time-and-a-half if they have a problem set to turn in the next morning!) Anyway I really enjoyed working this one; boys will be boys...
[![Devilish Chuchu-san](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/devilish-chuchu-san-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/devilish-chuchu-san.jpg)
### Cosplay Sex with Astolfo-kyun! Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1355030/0c65641624/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1355030/0c65641624/) ] More hotdogs than your dad's backyard BBQ. Astolfo cosplays as a really cute Shimakaze and his master throws all self-control out the window! What'll the two of them do on the bed? I put a lot of work into the typesetting this time; I sank a lot of time into preserving the text's flair and personality... I normally use the *All Things Pink* font but after this doujinshi I've been thinking about investing in a tablet so I can re-write text by hand instead!
[![Cosplay Sex with Astolfo-kyun!](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/cosplay-sex-with-astolfo-kyun-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/cosplay-sex-with-astolfo-kyun.jpg)
### Shokian Hifumi-chan no Erohon Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1341902/89989216f2/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1341902/89989216f2/) ] Did you know that Hifumi from New Game has a brother? Hirari does! And he wants to draw more of it! This is a **SUPER RARE** and **BASED** [PrettyBoy] x Amayuu COLLABORATION PROJECT; thanks Amayuuuuuu～
[![Shokian Hifumi-chan no Erohon](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/shokian-hifumi-chan-no-erohon-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/shokian-hifumi-chan-no-erohon.jpg)
### 031+072 Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1341136/46388e3203/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1341136/46388e3203/) ] 女子高性x机ということが本当に最高だよね！ High-school girls x desks is a god-killer combination! Arctic char releases a compilation of his [Pixiv art](https://pixiv.me/arctic_char) crossed with a 4-page original ero-manga. Released at Comiket 94!
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### PRE-AINA Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1284542/4d37eaf3b9/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1284542/4d37eaf3b9/) ] Original work from Arctic Char; released at C94 which I had the pleasure of attending.
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### Schoolnight Sleepover Download from: [ [dbr.ee](https://dbr.ee/yv87) / [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1249763/0204beda91/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1249763/0204beda91/) ] It's not 18+ so don't get excited. However, it's very well-done and that's why I like it. Hanamaru sleeps at Yohane's house after they spend too long at the book store and miss the last bus.
[![Schoolnight Sleepover](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/schoolnight-sleepover-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/schoolnight-sleepover.jpg)
### Oshiete my Honey! Download from: [ [dbr.ee](https://dbr.ee/uX3f) / [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1242450/46f896695f/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1242450/46f896695f/) ] Producer & Miki Hoshii! Honestly one of my favorites that I've done... everything works so well, such a sweet doujinshi.
[![Oshiete My Honey!](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/oshiete-my-honey-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/oshiete-my-honey.jpg)
### Love Service Download from: [ [dbr.ee](https://dbr.ee/XL3b) / [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1237063/440a4eb795/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1237063/440a4eb795/) ] A parody of Love Live featuring Minami Kotori dressed as her Akihabara alternate persona "Legendary Maid Minalisky" from Comiket 86.
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### Requiem for a Dream Saga2 Download from: [ [dbr.ee](https://dbr.ee/l5JB) / [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1224699/42380b8a3c/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1224699/42380b8a3c/) ] Yuru Yuri's Funami Yui and Toshinou Kyouko from Comiket 87.
[![Love Service](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/requiem-for-a-daydream-saga2-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/requiem-for-a-daydream-saga2.jpg)
### Onii-san no Echii! Hentai! Download from: [ [dbr.ee](https://dbr.ee/Aalt) / [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1208374/0f93f969cb/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1208374/0f93f969cb/) ] It's Aragaki Ayase from Ore no Imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai; more of Ayase's classic yandere aspects.
[![Onii-san no Ecchi! Hentai!](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/onii-san-no-ecchi-hentai-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/onii-san-no-ecchi-hentai.jpg)
### Mama no Hon Download from: [ [dbr.ee](https://dbr.ee/INKT) / [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1209361/3ef385f818/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1209361/3ef385f818/) ] This is an interesting combination of several mother figures from a few different works like Clannad, de capo ii, and Keroro Gunsou. I don't have any reservations about any of these series, but the art in this one is pretty remarkable.
[![Mama no Hon](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/mama-no-hon-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/mama-no-hon.jpg)
### Maid no Leon-kun Download from: [ [E-hentai](https://e-hentai.org/g/1196881/5720f66742/) / [Exhentai](https://exhentai.org/g/1196881/5720f66742/) ] This is an original work featuring the tomgirl maid Leon-kun; this is the first doujinshi I ever translated (finished in the middle of March 2018) and so it marks the beginning of a peak of degeneracy in my history which shows no signs of ever correcting itself.
[![Maid no Leon Kun](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/thumbs/maid-no-leon-kun-thumb.jpg)](https://cdn.prettyboytellem.com/[PrettyBoy]/maid-no-leon-kun.jpg)